Bikes, that is. I just bought another bike. I now have 5. My argument is that they all have different purposes; ergo:
Pretty ugly, eh? BUT it's going to be my winter commuter (my goal this winter is to ride to work and avoid parking fees!). It's a late 80s mountain bike and the nice thing is that it already has fenders. Here's the most important part though - unlike most of my other bikes, it has alloy rims so it will (should) stop in the wet. We'll see!
This mixte is my practical, grocery/errand bike. It's fast-ish (for me), has a basket, and I don't feel too worried about locking it up.
This is my "parade" bike and hardly sees the light of day. It now has cream tires and cork grips and is lovely! I don't like to lock it up, but it makes me happy! I dont' have a picture of it, but I also have a cheaper, CCM version of this bike that I do use and lock up more, but it isn't nearly as cute!
So you can see that I really do need 5 bikes! Or at least that's my story...